The Tooth Fairy
COMING THIS FALL.....ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS..."THE TOOTH FAIRY"..
(SFX: Knock-knock/Door opens) [Arnold]: HELLO, LITTLE BOY...I'M DA
TOOT' FAIRY...YOU LOOSE ANY TEETH? [Kid-scared]: N-N0...NOT EVEN
ANY LOOSE... [Arnold]: I'LL BE BACK! (SFX: Door slams.) ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER IS "THE TOOTH FAIRY"...
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AN EXERCISE IN CRITICAL THINKING
The Tooth Fairy is a common childhood myth. It is usually defined like this:
When a tooth ...
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STUNTS
Martin Devlin We used to do this "WACKY CHALLENGE" thang where
some goon would do a 60minute Challenge every
week and these are some of the ideas we DID DO! Cleaning whatever with Shoelaces/Toothbrush etc
Doing the Dishes at a Listener's place
Worm digging with a teaspoon
Measuring a can of Spaghetti (do you say noodles?)
i.e. laying the messy stuff end-2-end somewhere
Person with sign by road urging people to HONK
"Soldier" doing drill/peelin...
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THE NEW RADIO STAR LIBRARY-OLYMPICS
OLYMPICS
Compiled from all Superstar 1 and 2 all months 1987-1995 Superstar 1 all months 2002-2007 updated August 7, 2008 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Darling Daryl 99 Second Workout/ Household Olympics We gave away a bunch of one-year memberships to a local gym by having
listeners perform the 99 Second workout. In 99 seconds, listeners with
portable phones ...
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FRIENDS
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship
and truth itself!
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Friend, When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever i...
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 THE NEW RADIO STAR SUPERLIBRARY - MEMORIAL DAY
Memorial Day File
Compiled from all of Superstar 1 & 2 May & June 1988-2007
updated 5/25/08
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Cammy and Dean
TOP 997 GREATEST OLDIES COUNTDOWN...
We've done these Memorial Day Countdowns for years... this time we're
doing the list strictly by listener votes - and one of the weird
things about it is that the highest rated...
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 Here are some key ideas from Superstar one and two, 1987-2007
CINCO DE MAYO ...Mexico...135th Anniversary....national holiday in Mexico
that commemorates the Battle of Puebla in 1862 in which outnumbered Mexican
troops defeated invading French forces of Napoleon III.
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CINCO DE MAYO
We are doing the 'YO QUIERO TACO BELL' contest, where we will have
listeners bring ...
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It's prom season, so we're going to read the Prom Poem on air this Friday
PROM POEM
I went to a party, mom.
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink mom,
so I drank soda instead.
I felt really proud inside, mom,
the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, mom,
even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing mom,
I know you're always right.
Now the party is finally ending, mom,
as everyone drives out of sight.
As I got i...
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KINDERGARTEN
Today is Kindergarten Day
Back to school! A kindergarten teacher in the Tennessee Valley handed this
out at orientation. One of the mothers faxed it to us and we read it on
the air. Our listeners ate it up!
WITH APOLOGIES TO NONE...
When I am introduced as a teacher, I'm usually asked what I teach.
When I say "Kindergarten," I generally hear a very flat "Oh." I have never
been certain whether it is an expression of p...
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We adding to this file as we move it from the old library..but in the meantime, here
is what we have...click here to go to the Taxes Wiki...
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We updating Mother's Day file..but here's what we have so far
...it's pretty big so we put it in a Wiki..click here to see it.....
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