A big radio corporation recently hired several Cannibals.
"You are all Part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming
briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria
for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The Cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and
I'm satisfied with you. However, our receptionist has disappeared...