DO YOU GET HE FEELING WE'RE LOSING A GRIP ON REALITY?
Is it just me or does the world seem to be spinning in a direction and at a speed that needs to be STOPPED? *Oil gushing into the Gulf now for THIRTY FIVE DAYS and no end in sight!
Sarah Palin suggests some cozy relations with BP and the Obama administration and the White House bristles...yet, nothing is getting done. What happened to holding your foot on BP's throat? *We could be inching closer to WAR with NORTH KOREA!
We've accused North Korea of torpedoing a South Korean ship. Kim Jong Douch Bag says THIS MEANS WAR! And we have to go to China to say, "can you PLEEEASSEEE help us with this?" *Iran is making US dance to its tune.
In addition to telling the west it will just have to DEAL with Iran's nuclear program, now Achmedinejerk is demanding a "humanitarian gesture" from the US before it will release three college kids, caught crossing the Iranian border and accused of spying. The gesture? Oh, release some IRANIAN prisoners held in American custody. Oh, you mean Iranian dirtbag terrorists? YOU CALL THAT HUMANITARIAN? And you jail dissidents, hang protesters, stone homosexuals and YOU say WE need to make a HUMANITARIAN gesture? WOW. *OUR US PRESIDENT TELLS WEST POINT GRADUATES HE'S WORKING ON "A NEW INTERNATIONAL ORDER"!?! And NO ONE questions it?
Meanwhile, he stonewalls reporters, continues to SPEND despite our deficit, keeps radicals, communists, leftists an others bent on destroying capitalism in his administraton and NO ONE...NO ONE...dare suggest HE might be a SOCIALISTS, himself. AND JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE THES THINGS?
I know, the thing on the left is HILLARY...but why is she dressed like those OTHER TWO THINGS?
These androgenyous things are the symbols of the London Olympic Games...and I just...never mind. Suffice it to say, I'll bet they would not last long if they walked into a Manchester pub!!
Watch Alpha's 5 Minute View of the World above. A world without LIES is a world without TRUTH.
Serial MIS-SPEAKERS are the death of truth. YOUR BRAIN STRETCHER QUESTION
Dog owners name their dogs after THIS FOOD more than any other food. What food name is that?
See the answer below. THERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS...TAKE CHOCOLATE FOR WRINKLES !!
The world's largest chocolate maker says it may have come up with a chocolate bar that could fight wrinkles and slow the aging process, making it the latest food group to join the fight for healthier living. Studies carried out by Swiss chocolate maker, Barry Callebaut, say that eating a half ounce of chocolate every day may help prevent wrinkles and make skin more radiant by boosting elasticity and improving hydration. Dark chocolate has already been linked with health benefits, such as helping to lower blood pressure and reducing the risk of strokes thanks to its high content of antioxidants. Now the group has found a way to preserve the flavanols found in cocoa beans during the chocolate-making
process, allowing them to produce a bar that is richer in flavanols, which in turn, can aid in blood flow, improving memory and skin health. news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100520/od_nm/us_chocolate_wrinkles
Of course a POUND OF CHOCOLATE A DAY will get rid of wrinkles, too...well sort of...it will fill 'em up with fat... THAT'S THE BODY STRETCHER...HERE'S THE BRAIN STRETCHER ANSWER:
Of course, in today's world, many DO NOT consider OREOS a food...others STILL consider it a FOOD GROUP!!