EXCUSE ME BUT YOU LOOK LIKE AN UTTER JACKASS! WHO LOOKS LIKE A JACKASS?
Paul McCartney for one. His rather stupid, cheap and unfunny shot at former president, George Bush was out of place, unnecessary and in poor taste when he delivered it at a White House ceremony, late last week. The event was to present the former Beatle with a prestigious Gershwin Lifetime Achievement Award for Popular Music. How or why he found it necessary to take a cheap shot at anyone
at such an event, is beyond me.
And by the way...Sir Paul...what is YOUR educational background? Did you finish SECONDARY SCHOOL? I think Mr. Bush's degrees from Yale, the ACCELERATED PROGRAM, finished in 2.5 YEARS, would lend an educated man to believe he truly IS familiar with libraries.
You, on the other hand look like a jackass!
MORE JACKASSES IN A MINUTE BUT FIRST THE BRAIN STRETCHER
70% of people say after watching in on TV, they could do this little job themselves. What is it?
See the answer below: AH, HILLARY...MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP A CALENDAR HANDY...
The State Department sent Queen Elizabeth birthday wishes. That sounds nice and proper but it was A WEEK EARLY. That's a NO NO. You see, at dinner, for example, when the QUEEN is done eating EVERYONE is done eating. And when the QUEEN is NOT celebrating her birthday, NO ONE is celebrating her birthday. And THIS embarrassment comes after Barack Obama celebrated the Queen's 50th Anniversary on the throne with the gift of AN IPOD...loaded with SOME OF HIS SPEECHES. Can YOU say narcissistic? Oh, and at the same time, the Queen presented the President a beautiful gift of a rare piece of wood taken from a slave ship which brought African slaves to America, symbolizing the advancement of all races with the election of an African-American president...very thoughtful. iPod with speeches from Obama...very thoughtLESS. AND HOW CAN WE IGNORE THE CEO OF BP?
BP CEO, Tony Heywood...talking about how awful the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is...which is a switch after he said, compared to the OCEAN it's not much at all...said he really hoped to handle this situation quickly. After all, it had "RUINED HIS LIFE." (Poor thing couldn't finish his bangers and mash this morning... and wouldn't even LOOK at his baked beans. And, what's worse, he may get to watch only HALF of the first football match at the WORLD CUP...)
Oh REALLY, Mr. Heywood? And the lives of the fishermen, shrimpers, oystermen, pleasure boat operators, business owners whose livelihoods depend on the clean waters of the GULF? What about THEIR LIVES? And now we find out that you cashed in a huge amount of stock JUST DAYS BEFORE THE EXPLOSION? REALLY? And what prompted that? How's your life now with all the millions I am sure you made on that little transaction? Has it got you down in the dumps? Are you depressed? Well, world's SECOND biggest narcissist, at least you've got your millions to comfort you. That is millions more than the people of the Gulf have. You think THEY'RE a little bummed too? Huh, do ya? AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GULF...
What's with all the PARTYING? For a president who SAYS he's on TOP OF THE GULF OIL SPILL...AND HAS HIS BOOT ON THE THROAT OF BP...you sure are dressing up and partying a lot. Even after singing and dancing and laughing at tasteless jokes with Paul McCartney, you had ANOTHER GALA AT THE WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND...
this time featuring Kelly Clarkson, Lionel Richie and George Lopez. You THINK, since you wake up thinking about the Gulf and go to bed thinking about the GULF, you could hold off on the dressing up and partying...just a bit...and think about it in between time...I mean with THAT, North Korea about to slip into chaos and the Middle East about to BLOW UP...our economy tanking, our deficit topping $13 TRILLION and going to surpass our GDP in a year and a half...you think you could tone down the partying A LITTLE!?! Am I off base here?
AND FINALLY...HELEN THOMAS...
Whew...the GRAND DAMN...or the Grand Dame of the Press Corps...anyway, she's literally said, "THROW THE JEWS OUT OF PALESTINE AND SEND THEM BACK TO POLAND." Do you suppose she meant to the prison camps of Dachau? Then she said, her comments in "NO WAY" reflect her true convictions of wanting true peace in the Middle East? REALLY? Doesn't seem like much of an apology...and you seemed pretty certain of your convictions when you were stating them...ON CAMERA!! So nothing you say can be believed because, apparently, you will say things THAT outrageous and NOT REALLY MEANT IT? Or at least use that excuse.
It goes back to what I talked about last week. How you can say ANYTHING and just shrug it off as if it didn't happen or like WE ARE THE STUPID as if WE WERE GUILTY FOR MISINTERPRETING WHAT YOU SAID. If there is no lie, there is not truth...remember?
How DARE we take what you say for what you mean!! BRAIN STRETCHER ANSWER:
70% believe after watching someone perform CPR on TV, they could do it themselves. Let's hope you'd never HAVE to but all the same...