DR SEUSS...THE NOISE, NOISE, NOISE, NOISE NOISE...
That's from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." But the NOISE in today's news comes from the WORLD CUP! THOSE DARNED VUVUZELAS! If you're not watching the World Cup matches, you don't know how ANNOYING those things are. Find out more about them in my 5 Minute Video above...also hear more about these stories: WHO ARE YOU!?!
It seems as though Congressman, Bob Etheridge (D) from North Carolina
was doing his impression of The Caterpillar from "Alice in Wonderland." WHO ARE YOU? He demanded to know that of a young man who was videoing him while asking the question, "Why do you support the Obama agenda?" Congressman Caterpillar, was not amused by the intrusion and did not have a huka to keep him calm so he exploded on the boy. It was all captured on video and has gone viral on You Tube and the Internet through Andrew Brightbart.
Here's the video: news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/20329366 THEN THERE IS THIS GUY FROM THE OTHER CAROLINA...SOUTH CAROLINA
He's Alvin Greene, the Democrat nominee that nobody's heard of...well, almost. Greene was elected in the recent primary vote to run against Republican Jim DeMint. Problems arose almost immediately, however when his background and criminal record came into question. He's an unemployed military vet and Democrats are now calling him A PLANT. (doesn't look like a PLANT to me...looks quite human) He does have a bit of a checkered past and an arrest record.
I think it's considered AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE to have a CRIMINAL RECORD BEFORE you're elected to congress...sort of like being a ringer in a ball game...or taking performance enhancing drugs... YOUR BRAIN STRETCHER
220 women surveyed said that they size men up on a first dinner date by this. What measure is used to decide the suitability of these men? See the answer below: YOU SURE WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING?
The administration says it's DOING EVERYTHING to help with the Gulf oil spill...what do you think?
I'd like to see them do a bit more...like allow foreign countries to come in and help. Denmark and England, both offered help at the outset of the explosion and leak but it was refused. That was about 50 days ago...we're coming up on TWO MONTHS of this disaster and not a lot has been done so far.
Watch for the BP officials to be grilled on Capitol Hill today. Watch the indignant politi-tards cast blame everywhere but on themselves and the regulations that helped lead to this.
Don't get me wrong, BP DOES have some 'splainin' to do. Apparently this well was deemed a "nightmare well" two years ago and NOTHING, apparently was done about it.
WOULD YOU SEND YOUR DAUGHTER OUT ON THE HIGH SEAS ALONE?
I have to admit, I'm taking a bit of a different view of this than I did before. I thought Abby Sunderland was a brave courageous girls for attempting to sail around the world...ALONE... and I still do but the reasons behind it seem a bit more dastardly than before. There is some evidence that the girl's dad was behind FORCING her to make the dangerous trip and even KNOWINGLY sent her out with faulty and inferior equipment. THAT IS EVIL. Would YOU send YOUR child out to do something like that...ALONE. Her brother did it at 17 and she set out to do it at 16...and the dad, allegedly had a Reality TV deal cooking...just sounds really SKEEVY to me.
Glad she's safe and sound but the rescue cost over a quarter million dollars and put other lives at risk. SOME QUICKIES
TAKING OVER THE WORLD?
The Bilderberg Group; a secretive organization of wealthy, powerful individuals met recently in Europe. These power brokers have been accused of everything from controlling currencies to manipulating world governments.
While I'm not sure of the group's real power, I must admit they DO exercise SOME SORT OF INFLUENCE on the direction of the world and its people. At the most recent 4-day meeting, under EXTREME SECURITY, many issues were discussed and one thing was concluded...THAT THE WORLD MUST PREPARE FOR GLOBAL COOLING! WHAT? GLOBAL COOLING? Did you hear THAT, Mr. Gore? How about you, TONY BLAIR...the Euro Al Gore?
SPEAKING OF AL...
He is DEMANDING that coverage of the Gulf oil spill NOT BE CENSORED. I agree...but you don't exactly have a pristine record on NON CENSORSHIP...in TWO SEPARATE incidents, Gore has BANNED PRESS COVERAGE of Global Warming meetings, discussions and speeches, in which he has insisted that seas would rise, coastlines would change and people would DIE! What's the change NOW, Al?
KENNEDY SEX PARTIES?
FBI records seem to indicate that there has been evidence presented to the Bureau that the Kennedy brothers, John, Robert and Ted were at one time involved in SEX PARTIES at John's Manhattan apartment. Other guests at various times included, Marylin Monroe, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr. and a number of unnamed females. Oh, those BOYS!!
More on THOSE stories later AND the PUSH to PUSH the Health Care Bill costing YOU plenty! YOUR BRAIN STRETCHER ANSWER:
220 women say they size a man up on a first dinner date by WHAT HE ORDERS! Here's the rundown and what it means.
YOU ORDER: FILET MIGNON
She thinks: "Classy, likes to indulge."
YOU ORDER: BURGER AND FRIES
She thinks: "The guy can be himself."
YOU ORDER: CHICKEN WITH RICE
She thinks: "Too healthy."
YOU ORDER: JAMBALAYA
She thinks: "Sexy and dangerous."
YOU ORDER: PASTA PRIMAVERA
She thinks: "Dull choice, dull guy."
YOU ORDER: LOBSTER
She thinks: "Confident and classy. This man is a keeper."
YOU ORDER: PORK LOIN AND POTATOES
She thinks: "Boring. Definitely missionary position."
YOU ORDER: PASTA WITH RED SAUCE
She thinks: "Safe, simple."
YOU ORDER: T-BONE STEAK
She thinks: "Something a big man would eat."
YOU ORDER: CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD
She thinks: "Strapped for cash."
Whaddaya think, ladies? Is this true?